Hey Frank, how do you like your coffee?
I don’t drink coffee.
Sometimes I can tell people drink coffee because their voices are especially loud and they smell strongly of coffee and they’re like “I just had a delicious 10 ounce shot of caffeine, let me tell you about it”
I feel called out :(
I will offer you a gigantic no-caffeine drink to make up for the perceived slight
Thank you, but I’m not sure if a non-caffeine drink will be enough to keep me awake
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accidentallylita liked this Thank you, but I’m not sure if a non-caffeine drink will be enough to keep me awake
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countrymusichijabi said:
you don’t even like the smell??? that’s so crazy i love the smell even though i hate the taste
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